you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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