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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
