My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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