i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
