Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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