Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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