i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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