if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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