Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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