found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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