I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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