My pussy is not your playground.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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