It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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