Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
