I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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