so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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