i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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