wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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