So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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