she looked like the bat from fern gully.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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