Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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