Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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