There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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