mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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