Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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