D3 body, D1 cock
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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