Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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