No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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