So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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