i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize