Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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