she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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