just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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