And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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