ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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