just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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