i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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