would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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