Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i just google imaged poop.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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