we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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