i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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