Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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