Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
