I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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