just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Houston, we have a blender
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Randomize
