Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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