Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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