Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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