I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
North Korea, Best Korea!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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