talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's like God shit irony all over that family
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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