Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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