I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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