Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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