is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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