id be glad to
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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