so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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