you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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