So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
are you so shy because you have an std?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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