were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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